True Stories

[semory]

k got another true story for ya.

so there was guy we really hated in HS. a friend and i went to burger king with dog shit in a bag. we bought a combo meal and went to the restroom. we opened the burger and spread some dog shit on the patty. we also took turns pissing in the soda. it was too strong so we dumped half of it and refilled. the poop smell was strong too so we like loaded it with ketchup.

we went to his house to say hi, he was getting ready to go to work so we said we got him lunch and we left. not sure if he ate it but im sure he at least opened it. funny thing is is that next time i saw him he said thanks for the burger.

[Bluej97]

k got another true story for ya.

so there was guy we really hated in HS. a friend and i went to burger king with dog shit in a bag. we bought a combo meal and went to the restroom. we opened the burger and spread some dog shit on the patty. we also took turns pissing in the soda. it was too strong so we dumped half of it and refilled. the poop smell was strong too so we like loaded it with ketchup.

we went to his house to say hi, he was getting ready to go to work so we said we got him lunch and we left. not sure if he ate it but im sure he at least opened it. funny thing is is that next time i saw him he said thanks for the burger.

[semory]

you guys are so nice, so pure

bad boys say yaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!

[Vonman]

k got another true story for ya.

so there was guy we really hated in HS. a friend and i went to burger king with dog shit in a bag. we bought a combo meal and went to the restroom. we opened the burger and spread some dog shit on the patty. we also took turns pissing in the soda. it was too strong so we dumped half of it and refilled. the poop smell was strong too so we like loaded it with ketchup.

we went to his house to say hi, he was getting ready to go to work so we said we got him lunch and we left. not sure if he ate it but im sure he at least opened it. funny thing is is that next time i saw him he said thanks for the burger.

[king.neko212]

omg wtf semmy O.o

what if he really ate it and enjoyed it ?

[RoxasKennedy]

Yesterday, I was taking a dump, and then I got a boner.

#TrueStory

[Vonman]

I ........................


LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE!

[semory]

so the worst thing anyone has ever done here is punch someone in the face ?

[Bluej97]

so the worst thing anyone has ever done here is punch someone in the face ?

No, I have a worse story to tell ( not really that bad, but it's funny because it happens almost all the time )

Although I know everyone knows it already

[king.neko212]

^^

no , we don't know it say it