True Stories

[semory]

hair? what's that? you mean all that stuff on my butt but not on my head ?

[MisterHentai]

I'm sure most of us have more butt hair than your head.

[Bluej97]

Don't worry I'll join you!

Longest I've ever had my hair was neck length, especially from the back, and only once was I mistakened for a gurl, mainly because it was at an outdoor summer concert, I was wearing such a tight shirt, I'm also quite thin and had brown-red dyed hair glistening in the bright sun. So yeah, from a distance.......

Nowadays if I do leave my hair to grow long, and keep my facial hair, I'd be mistakened for someone ripped out from the Han Dynasty or something. Get me some colourful warrior robes and a large weapon.

Yayyyyyyyy

lmao I'm thin too so that added I guess

LOL !

at least you are going to be mistaken for a warrior !

unlike me, mistaken for impersonating a fail person

hair? what's that? you mean all that stuff on my butt but not on my head ?

I'm sure most of us have more butt hair than your head.

!!

[MisterHentai]

There's a reason why I am very fond of Dynasty Warriors 5 Zhou Yu.

Though if I keep my facial hair, I'd look more like one of the "villian" types.

Hell one point, Asian Jack Sparrow was my nickname.

[Bluej97]

There's a reason why I am very fond of Dynasty Warriors 5 Zhou Yu.

Though if I keep my facial hair, I'd look more like one of the "villian" types.

Hell one point, Asian Jack Sparrow was my nickname.

I should get a fake facial hair at one point ! and hope to be called like that too !

although I'll fail for sure

[MisterHentai]

Or wait many years and hopefully you'll get some.

Sometimes I do hate my moustache though since it's a typical Fu Manchu style if the sides gets too long.

[Bluej97]

Or wait many years and hopefully you'll get some.

Sometimes I do hate my moustache though since it's a typical Fu Manchu style if the sides gets too long.

hopefully, or I'll be lesbo forever

oh !

[MisterHentai]

Would you prefer a pretty dress or a nice suit?

[raidergale]

Speaking of hair, when I had longer hair I was often mistaken for a girl... I remember one time I was at the swimming pool and a guy was literally hopping backwards in shallow water, and almost hit me... his girlfriend said something like "hey, be careful, you almost hit that girl!", and he replied "that's a huge girl!"... yup, I was quite fat at the time Not that I'm slim now, I'm still on the heavy side, but I'm not super-fat like I used to be

This is getting quite off-topic though

[semory]

it is? this is the true stories thread, and that was a true story no?