True Stories
Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2013 12:33 am
So got any funny or sad poop to share ?
Lemme start...
So I was in high school, in the marching band, way back when lol... way back hahahaha. Was practicing mah clarinet in the little practice room by myself when some dude entered the room (no he did not molest me ). He was one of the band members, didn't know him too well, and he asked me if I wuz seeing anyone. Said no and then he told me some girl outside in the band room (who was also in marching band), liked me. I was like, oh ok, oh cool, which one? So we look out the little window and he points out the girl. He he he wow, now I don't have anything against overweight people (I'm overweight, my gf's overweight thanks to shitty US diet lol), but this girl was like more than twice my size . Didn't know her either so it's like, why?
I told the guy I wasn't interested and that I only liked blondes lol (which was true at that time). He goes back and he tells her and her friends. Then later on, when I come out, nobody in the freaking band will talk to me. I mean NOBODY LOL. Nobody would even look at me ha ha ha. Walking home from school, if I encountered that girl or any of her friends, they would just stop, look at me and . I had been in band already for about a year, and now it was like I had no friends in band anymore. Nobody but the teachers would talk to me. So after a week of that crap I quit band.
Band is for wussies anyways. They all can go suck my D flat.
Sucks the only things I remember about high school are things that like traumatized me .
Lemme start...
So I was in high school, in the marching band, way back when lol... way back hahahaha. Was practicing mah clarinet in the little practice room by myself when some dude entered the room (no he did not molest me ). He was one of the band members, didn't know him too well, and he asked me if I wuz seeing anyone. Said no and then he told me some girl outside in the band room (who was also in marching band), liked me. I was like, oh ok, oh cool, which one? So we look out the little window and he points out the girl. He he he wow, now I don't have anything against overweight people (I'm overweight, my gf's overweight thanks to shitty US diet lol), but this girl was like more than twice my size . Didn't know her either so it's like, why?
I told the guy I wasn't interested and that I only liked blondes lol (which was true at that time). He goes back and he tells her and her friends. Then later on, when I come out, nobody in the freaking band will talk to me. I mean NOBODY LOL. Nobody would even look at me ha ha ha. Walking home from school, if I encountered that girl or any of her friends, they would just stop, look at me and . I had been in band already for about a year, and now it was like I had no friends in band anymore. Nobody but the teachers would talk to me. So after a week of that crap I quit band.
Band is for wussies anyways. They all can go suck my D flat.
Sucks the only things I remember about high school are things that like traumatized me .