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Re: True Stories

Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 9:19 am
by king.neko212
he'd stay even if you owe him 1 RM

Re: True Stories

Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 11:13 am
by semory
you can also go to his house and pay him the rest, and act like u gotta use the restroom real bad. use his bathroom and pull a page from my book... if there a any bottle with a small opening in it, piss in it. big opening, put some dog shit in it. :D

thats a minor win :D. you may have lost the batlle just make sure you win the war though!

Re: True Stories

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 12:37 am
by iheartibuki
Runa wrote:Who said I didn't want to show myself? :geek:

Image

A purikura I made in Japan three years ago. Yeah, it's old... but my face is still the same and hair is similar XD so yeah.

Happy now? :pi: I am not Taylor, sorry to disappoint you guys :P
Heh, not everyone has to look like Thaylour Schitt to be pwetty, just sayin'. I dunno what the world's obsession is with celebs but I personally want someone I can actually take home to mom and pop and actually date.

I used to like Southern California (home of Hollywood) a lot, but now I just can't stand the place and the fake peeps (sorry Steven :lol:).

Anyway, at first glance you do look like someone who used to work where I used to work, lol. True story: there were these young guys who also worked in the same department where she worked (not me tho) and they would take turns every now and then stopping by her cube to chat her up. I could sense some slight annoyance from her because she wanted to do her work and these guys would just wouldn't stop talking. One time while one dude was talking to her this other guy comes by and leaves looking pissed because the other guy was still talking to her LOL! The funniest shit I ever saw was when their boss started walking towards her cube to ask her a few questions and the guys who were all there desperately trying to vie for her attention just dispersed like a bunch of wildebeest that just saw a lion. :lol:

Re: True Stories

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 12:51 am
by semory
the workplace is the worst place to meet women lol

Re: True Stories

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 12:58 am
by iheartibuki
^ Agree 100%

Re: True Stories

Posted: Sat Apr 27, 2013 5:03 pm
by MisterHentai
But what if you have a dominatrix boss? :ggl:

Re: True Stories

Posted: Sat Apr 27, 2013 5:18 pm
by semory
that's the worse kind of boss
if my boss tried to get into my boxers, i think i would leave :D

Re: True Stories

Posted: Sat Apr 27, 2013 5:24 pm
by MisterHentai
NONONONO!

File for sexual harassment, get some extra monies, and then leave!

:fyea:

Re: True Stories

Posted: Sat Apr 27, 2013 5:31 pm
by semory
sexual harassment cases are difficult for men to prove in court
you'd have to have a hidden camera or something, but that's illegal too :D

Re: True Stories

Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 10:43 pm
by Fighting_Game_Poses
Oh, man. I have so many stories to share with you guys. So, here goes:


So, my lead guitarist (I'm a singer in a Metal Band. Think Nathan Explosion from Dethklok) is at E.B. Games (video game store that has since been renamed Gamestop in Canada)
when all of a sudden, he spots this girl and they start talking about video games.

After what seemed like a good 20-30 minutes my guitarist builds up the confidence to say the following:

"I never met a girl so into video games as you are."

to which she responded

"I'm actually a guy."